But srsly though
If you ever find yourself in a Disney movie
And someone or something starts being mysteriously surrounded by lime green
Stay away from the thing
Everything lime green is evil
Just remember that.
Everything lime green is evil.
Every Villain Is Lime
i want to write the kind of short stories you read in english class that are on this weird level of surrealism that they still haunt you years down the road
in year 10 i wrote a story and when i got it back my teacher told me he couldnt sleep properly after reading it
please publish that story
They look like they are waiting outside the Principal’s office….Detention anyone?
Crowley: Don’t worry, boys. I have this all under control.
Dean: I can’t believe you dragged me into this.
Cas: I fucking hate you guys.
this looks like the beginning of bad joke
an angel, a demon, and a hunter walk into a bar
They all order a margarita. The demon asks for his without the salt rim. The angel asks for his without the alcohol. The bartender looks at the hunter and asks him how he wants it. The hunter screams, “I don’t swing that way!” The demon rolls his eyes. The angel cocks his head as the hunter stares at him and tries to hide his boner.
|SPN Season 1:||Let's use Christo to find out if they're a demon|
|SPN Seasons 2-4:||Let's exorcise all demons to save their vessels|
|SPN Seasons 5-9:||Lol let's stab the guy and see if he glows when he dies|
I could have used this information over the last 29 years of my god damn life
My mom taught me to pack like this and she gets mad when I come to visit and sees that I don’t use it.
I need to remember this for uniforms.
Oh my god, I am learning this ASAP. HOW DID I NOT KNOW OF THIS BEFORE?!
why do greek gods have to fuck up so much shit god damn just stay on your mountain and eat your fucking ambrosia and leave people alone
and stop having sex with things you are not supposed to have sex with
we’re all looking at you here zeus
Too bad Zeus didn’t think to invent condoms. Shoulda asked the Trojans.
i was watching the first avenger and wondering how Bucky knew Steve was getting his ass kicked in the back of some random alley behind a movie theatre
like does he just check alleyways whenever he’s walking down a street to see if Steve’s started another fight he can’t finish
the answer is probably yes
headcanon that, even when brainwashed, Bucky still stops at alleyways and looks down them to find nothing
and he never knows what he’s looking for